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Well, I never thought it would happen, but I was lent a pea chia and a SuAP by two different Neopians. People are so nice!I’m not gonna lie. Besides the prestige, I only wanted the SuAP avatar for 1 reason:

AWWW YEAH EURYTHMICS PEA PUNS.

Well, I never thought it would happen, but I was lent a pea chia and a SuAP by two different Neopians. People are so nice!

I’m not gonna lie. Besides the prestige, I only wanted the SuAP avatar for 1 reason:

AWWW YEAH EURYTHMICS PEA PUNS.

regrettableneopets:

I need to just start a fucking tag for fuckers who FUCKING WASTE THE NEW YEARS IN FAERIELAND BACKGROUND. 

Christ even the draik looks nauseous about the misuse of that NY in FL bg.

regrettableneopets:

I need to just start a fucking tag for fuckers who FUCKING WASTE THE NEW YEARS IN FAERIELAND BACKGROUND. 

Christ even the draik looks nauseous about the misuse of that NY in FL bg.

OMG THIS IS PRECIOUS. Kayn Hireck looks so attentive.

OMG THIS IS PRECIOUS. Kayn Hireck looks so attentive.

mollyukali:

Does anyone remember soupfaerie.com D:

I think that’s what it was. They were mentioned in the Neopets magazine and everyone used their layout codes ^__^

Back when your pets were displayed as a list, no pics D:

Ahhhhh nostalgia ;-;

Omg yes and hippiechickie_18 and her minions in her Soup Faerie Helpers guild.

I just looked and she self-froze. But the soupfaerie LJ community lives on.

pfft u dont even know like obviously my eye attracts to images fist so my initial reaction was , ah ok desert fancy lady some jasmine flair gotcha, but then i skimmed the writing on her page and i was like omG gOLDDiggEr 1. HOW DID u GET away W THAT 2. gloRY i just lost it xD

Okay, I hope you don’t mind me publishing this instead of answering privately because THIS IS THE BEST NEO-RELATED ASK I’VE EVER GOTTEN.

1. Circumlocution. Cir-cum-lo-cu-tion. Honestly, I’m not sure how I got away with it either but I’m loving that it’s obvious enough that people get it. I mean, people have lupe characters and shit that kill all the time and as long as you say, “he wiped his blade clean before returning it to its sheath” you KNOW murder just went down but ~*~it’s implied not explicit~*~

2. Um, excuse me! She prefers the song Legend in my Living Room to Golddigger because she’s just trying- okay yeah she’s a golddigger let’s call a spade a spade.

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3. That’s what I’m here for. Always trying to push the envelope for amusement. xD

KUDOS TO silly-skdaffle/skdaffle FOR DRAWING ME THE BEST CHARACTER ART I’VE EVER RECEIVED AWW YEAH.

Shout out to skdaffle for not only drawing my draik for me but drawing her as sultry as Neo will allow.
Basically her storyline is, “how many ways can I possibly insinuate she finally had to resort to prostitution without actually saying she’s a hooker with a heart of gold?”
Like, can we just appreciate the heart and the question mark? DAMN, this is so subtly perfect I can’t stop grinning like a cheshire.

Shout out to skdaffle for not only drawing my draik for me but drawing her as sultry as Neo will allow.

Basically her storyline is, “how many ways can I possibly insinuate she finally had to resort to prostitution without actually saying she’s a hooker with a heart of gold?”

Like, can we just appreciate the heart and the question mark? DAMN, this is so subtly perfect I can’t stop grinning like a cheshire.

I saw the blue and got excited but no Fountain Faerie. Just the Water Faerie being all emo again.

I saw the blue and got excited but no Fountain Faerie. Just the Water Faerie being all emo again.

Finally!

Finally!

So close. SO close. And yet so far.

So close. SO close. And yet so far.